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Do your own free web page (simple text, beginner, intermediary or advanced) or your own free Blog page/s etc on the Forum link above. http://www.tinyurl.com the link to your forum entry and direct link to it (no sign up, no pack drill).
Cols pages, Blog etc are now on the forum pages eg; C.V., Blog, Building sketch's, Orb Elfs and Elifs, Pen Pals, how to do a free web page and post a picture on the forum etc. More content will be added later by Col or other contributors so surf back soon.
Note to other webmasters who asked regarding animated favourites icon's and animated bookmark icons; make 16 x 16 pixel grid gif animation up to total approx 2Kb, upload to your Root web space as a whatever.gif then completely rename the uploaded file (right click it and select rename) to favicon.ico .Have fun especially with some freeware browsing. Maybe someone later may arrange a contest but in the meantime you could put your best efforts and URL's on the above forum :-)

(-: THE EUROPEAN UNION METRIC TED CLOCK DIRECTIVE (revised 1968) :-)
Same number of days in a year as at present 365 approx.
10 EUweeks in one EUmonth (3.65 approx EUmonths per year).
10 days per EUweek (36.5 EUweeks per year),
10 EUhours per normal day (10 hours instead of the 24 hours at present. Zero hour is as present mid day)(1 EUhour =2.4 present hours),
10 EUminutes in one EUhour (1 EUminute = 1 EUdhours = 0.24 present hrs = 14min24sec),
10 EUdminutes in one EUminute (1 EUdminute = 0.024 present hrs = 1min26sec),
10 EUseconds in one EUdminute (1 EUsecond = 0.0024 present hrs = 8.64secs),
10 EUdseconds in one EUsecond (1 EUdsecond = 0.00024 present hrs = 0.864secs),
10 EUcseconds in one EUdsecond (1 EUcsecond = 0.0864 present seconds,
10 EUmmseconds in one EUmsecond (1 EUmmsecond = 0.00864 present seconds).
EU Clock numerals will count from 0 (zero) to 9 (NOT 1 to 10) thus making time calculations much easier to do as they will be fully metricated with digit clocks being easier and cheaper to produce and easier to understand example.
DEPICTION;
2008.2.9.9*9.99.99*99
Equivalent to; year. EUmonth. EUweek. EUday * EUhour. EUminutes (two figures with second figure equivalent to present 1minute26seconds). EUseconds (two figures with second figure equivalent to present 0.864 seconds) * optional greater accuracy EUseconds divisions :-)

UFO, ET, Sci Fi world pen friends club. Audio cassettes replied to. All you pay is postage. S.S.A.E. to col-stevo.co.uk, 19 Davenport, Derbyshire S42 6YB, England
Snail Mail Worldwide Correspondence New Age & Pen Pals Club (approx £15/yr), for details send Stamped Self Addressed Envelope to; Fiona Dion, The Golden Wheel, Liverpool L15 8HH, England

SURF AWAYS;
Make someone or yourself a 'Science Fiction Worlds laird'. Purchase Scottish and Extraterrestrial land areas to help Scotland and webmasters / free / shareware writers. The thing is a qualifier so you would write it after your name. Your Name SF (number of worlds) Worlds laird. Purchase a land packet in Scotland and Solar System Planet land areas http://www.lunarembassy.com Purchase a further major Solar System Planet land or Moons area http://tinyurl.com/59j6o
Subscription email UFO club (UFO Updates) etc http://www.virtuallystrange.net
The Woodlands Trust in support of UK native trees & buy a tree/co2 offset http://www.woodland-trust.org.uk
Real Funny free web Cartoon Jokes http://www.danscartoons.com
Pay per online professional Social psychologist Counseling http://www.timetotalkto.me.uk
The 'New Times' magazine, behind the news, health and ongoing frontier sciences http://www.nexusmagazine.com
UFO's, the search for ET, science probabilities, science fiction and Alien Worlds http://www.alienworldsmag.com
Duralco 120 heatless solder glue (electrical conductive contact adhesive) http://www.cotronics.com
Job Center Plus UK http://jobcentreplus.gov.uk
Contact international UFO Research Group - Including Crop Circles/Paranormal and Awareness magazine (£14/four) http://www.contactinternational.co.uk
Ministry of Defense (MOD UK Freedom of information) UFO files http://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/ufos/ and UK National Archives catalogue http://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/catalogue
UFO and Book reviewer/researcher http://www.myspace.com/malcolmrobinsonresearcher
Would you like to do a UK magazine print run? http://www.printuk.com

Col-stevo's social net working's site with Mars Radio, Science Fiction short story, free MP3 music links, 'Science Fiction Worlds laird' etc http://www.myspace.com/colsweb
col-stevo.co.uk page links; forum guestbook contact form

'THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE' DISCUSSION EXTENDED FROM PREVIOUS OBSERVATIONS on colsweb.com/textjoe.htm :-) i.e. Truth's sum Weir but don't worry to find it as Boss says it's not at all but else when Hell's you apprehend digesting inter-Continental blue-Brie 9 to 5 DAY ORR NOR zero to 4 NOT DORR A to E ( =MC squared) + F DAT AND Bit Dumps.
REM :-) Boss says - Previous Bit Dumps F DIS POKE ATN INT DA DAT AND DIM BIN PEEK GOTO THEN RND BIT DUMPS or summatt/sum Weir's the truth innit. She's NOT going to let a Technician tell her what to do. REM following will need alteration to run on your Sheela machine.
1 RUN: Brie=0:Dim Brie Len 1:day=24:REM orr = +:REM nor = change sign (+ve to -ve or -ve to +ve):zero=1:REM not = -ve:REM dorr = -ve:A=11:E=15:(=m) = 23:c = 13:squared = ^2:F =16:dat=1:REM and = multiply (. or x):bit =1:REM bit dumps = - 0:G = 0:REM values of 0 to 9 A to Z are 1 to 10 11 to 36 where 0 is 1 and z is 36:
FOR B = zero to 4
FOR C = 9 to (- (5 x day))
FOR D = A to E x ((=mxC)^2):
LET G = G+1:LET Brie (G) = (B x C x D) + (F x dat x ((bit dumps)^2)):LET LEN Brie = LEN Brie + 1:DIM Brieholdchange (LEN Brie + 1):Brieholdchange = Brie + 0:DIM Brie (LEN Brieholdchange):Brie = Brieholdchange:
NEXT D:
NEXT C:
NEXT B:
REM Running values of Brie held in Var Brie (Len 1 to ........):
PRINT ;Brie;
FOR F = 1 to (LEN Brie):
PRINT :F; ;Brie (F); ;
NEXT F
:PRINT:PRINT; Analyze F Data and previous Bit Dumps to ensure; time taken to transport, temperature whilst transporting and state at sale point with good volume semi liquid center and not Blue color and not solid center Brie. Also recommend shelf life prolongation temperature to store Brie on arrival at sale points :REM apologies for not having a zero slash'y or zero dotty to distinguish zero from a letter O (o off?):REM look for analogical rhythm's in the printout for resolvation of the retentive problem as 'I got the sack' for saying that Australians wouldn't eat Brie anyway and we were wasting our valuable time when we could be more useful doing something else. Never question 'dee YUPPY management' or its Deck Chair in the Sun systems and Surfing for eee like what l got:STOP:REM :-)
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